SCREW Of The Day: Valerie Sins
38-year-old Valerie Sins might be subjective but she thinks she should be your new… GODDESS. Afterall, don’t you need a muse to inspire and excite you like no other? She thinks she has all you need and more… a💋
Smell That Super Funk Site, Fuckface
I got a great pitch for a new TV series — Grizzly Adams but it’s a crotchety stinky troll who smells like dirty ass, sour balls, and piss, and instead of a grizzly bear its five grizzly personalities and a PEE JUG named Wilson. Instead of a cabin, it’s a tent. And he hates gays and trans people and jews. Instead of Bilbo Baggins, it’s Nimrod Blabbins and he plays guitar like Corey Feldman.
And The 2026 AVN Awards Winners Are…
The winners of the 2026 AVN Awards were revealed at the gala in Las Vegas, celebrating excellence across adult entertainment. Top honors included Vince Karter as Male Performer of the Year and Jennifer White as Female Performer of the Year, while standout scene awards went to Chanel Camryn & Milan Ponjevic (Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene) and Miss B Nasty & Kira Noir (Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene). Other major winners included Tommy Pistol (Best Leading Actor), Ryan Reid (Best Leading Actress), and Ariel Demure (Best Trans Acting Performance). The ceremony also recognized fan favorites, directing, and niche specialties across a wide range of categories. AVN










