Happy Birthday to Me.
For my birthday this week I’m not going to do one of those Facebook “donate” things. Instead, I’m going to post the link to DONATE or SEND A TIP to SCREW Magazine:
Porn in Polite Company
In August 1984, Harper’s editor Lewis Lapham gathered a panel of literary types, feminists, civil libertarians, and professional pearl-clutchers to ask the eternal American question: what is pornography, and should somebody stop it?
Women Will Be Equal When Religion is Stripped of Its Veto Power
When it comes to equal rights, the left is as guilty as the right. A lot of the states that blocked the ERA may wear red hats now, but back in the ’70s and ’80s they were blue, run by Southern Democrats...
“Pin The Cock On The Feminist” Revisited (Or Happy Birthday Gloria Steinem!)
NEW YORK — On March 25, Gloria Steinem turns 91, which feels like as good an excuse as any to…
RED HATS, ALL CATTLE
Trump is coming for your guns soon. Not Biden. Not the libs. Your orange messiah. And when he does, MAGA won’t riot. They won’t resist. They’ll line up like cattle hearing the dinner bell, shuffling forward, rifles over their shoulders, tails between their legs.
Top 5 Nude Debuts of the 2020s
We’re only halfway through the decade, but the 2020s have already given us some blockbuster nude debuts! These are the top five, including Anya Taylor-Joy in The Northman, Emma Corrin in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Molly Gordon in Oh, Hi!, Mikey Madison in Anora, and Brittany Snow in X!
Ria Bentley Works Everything With Blake Lovely
LAS VEGAS – Things heat up quickly when two of the industry’s most sought after and well-known performers come together in the latest release, Ria Bentley Shows Blake Lovely Her Anal Workout. Clocking in at 25 minutes and 6 seconds, this scene co-stars Blake Lovely alongside Ria Bentley and offers a unique throwback concept that takes viewers back to simpler times before both starlets achieved widespread name recognition.
In this release, the pair strip away the gloss of big-budget productions to get back to basics. The scene captures the moment when a younger Ria Bentley met up with a “fresh as a daisy” Blake Lovely for a raw, vigorous encounter. Playing the role of a personal trainer with immense stamina, Ria is primed and ready to give Blake a hard session. Ria begins by checking Blake’s form as she does repetitions of squats, showing off her ass and thighs while Ria offers support.
Forging an Iron Anus: A Practical Guide to Not Wrecking Your Asshole
About a year ago I got some great butthole maintenance advice from a porn star who’s been doing anal stuff for years. She’s a legend. Her anus has seen more traffic than I-95 South to Florida — sometimes two lanes at once. And I just wanted to share my good fortune…
Red Dollars vs. Blue: A Crash Course in Purchasing Power Parity
Sometimes we talk about smart stuff, too.