WASHINGTON, D.C. — For years, the story of the missing Russian suitcase nukes has floated around like a bad smell nobody can find. Too crazy to prove, too nasty to ignore. A source with intelligence ties tells us the most important part is not what has been seen, but rather what has NOT been seen. Because if those little doomsday gadgets really went missing after the Soviet collapse, and they still have not shown up in the hands of lunatics, cartel animals, or bargain-basement terrorists, then maybe that tells us something…

SCREW does not exist to behave.

It exists because too much of modern media is housebroken, deodorized, lawyered into paste, and terrified of its own pulse. It flatters power, sanitizes appetite, and wraps every human urge in the dead language of branding, therapy, or political performance. It is forever smoothing the sheets after the interesting part.

SCREW is here to pull them back…

NEW YORK — On March 25, Gloria Steinem turns 91, which feels like as good an excuse as any to revisit one of those old New York blood feuds from back when public arguments still came printed on paper and smelled like ink, nicotine, and bad intentions.

In the early 1970s, Gloria was calling Al Goldstein a chauvinist and SCREW a filthy engine of female objectification, and Al, being Al, did not respond with a symposium, a white paper, or a wounded little statement from his publicist. He answered the way he always answered: loudly, crudely, and with all the tact of a brick through a church window.