BANGED BY THE PRIEST: A SECRET HISTORY OF HAIR METAL GAYNESS


BANGED BY THE PRIEST: THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE HAIR METAL QUEERS

BY PHIL ITALIANO

Here’s a story the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame doesn’t want you to hear. A story so soaked in Aqua Net, sweat, and backstage lube that it could only come from the neon-lit locker room of the 1980s hair metal scene. You thought the eyeliner, leather chaps, and suggestive banana bulges were just for the chicks? Think again.


TERRORS OF THE TAMPAX


TERRORS OF THE TAMPAX

BY MEATMAN

There’s a scene that still haunts me: her legs in the air, the smell of lavender body wash and betrayal, and there it is—dangling like a cotton chandelier from the gates of paradise—a tampon string. A tiny white rope guarding the holy of holies like a velvet rope at Studio 54, except this one’s soaked in rejection and shame.


Sanctum Apertura: The Holey Unholy Origin of the Gloryhole


Sanctum Apertura: The Holey Unholy Origin of the Gloryhole

BY PHIL ITALIANO

Long before porn theaters, adult arcades, bath houses or the I-75 Truck Stop of America showers that smell like bleach and shame, there was a little innovation known only to the most perverted architects of history:


Leana Lovings Nominated For Best Female Peformer


Leana Lovings Nominated For Best Female Peformer

BY MICHAEL WHITEACRE

Adult film star and Adult Time brand ambassador Leana Lovings is proud to announce that she has been honored with a Best Female Performer nomination in the 2025 NightMoves Awards.


The Real Black Housewives of L.A.


The Real Black Housewives of L.A.

Real Black Housewives of L.A. 4 (2025)
Cherry Hilson, Jezabel Vessir, Nadia Jay, Teanna Trump
West Coast Productions

Life is hard even at the top! The Real Black Housewives of L.A. are living in the lap of luxury, but they can’t let their guard down for a minute when every chicken head gold-digger in a thirty mile zone is trying to suck a bit of cash out of their husbands! These Housewives have been here since day one, and they’re not letting some young dumb girl’s pussy snatch cash out of her purse!


ABOUT US

SCREW is an adult culture and entertainment magazine covering sex news, satire, adult film reviews, celebrities, vintage erotica history, nightlife, and uncensored commentary. Founded in 1968 by Al Goldstein and revived for a digital audience by Phil Italiano, SCREW publishes original features, cultural criticism, event guides, and archival stories from the filth-and-free-speech tradition.