SMARTVILLE — For the eighth time, a new study has found that nerdy girls pose a destabilizing threat to the male attention span, renewing concerns that the once-harmless population of thick-framed overachievers, comic-shop regulars and occult-bookstore brainiacs may in fact represent a concentrated form of highly organized, laboratory-grade temptation.
In the study, “Nerdy Girls 8”, each participant represents a different specialty within the emerging discipline of nerd-based temptation. Sage Hunter plays the ambitious academic, turning student-government energy into a private session with her professor that quickly leaves the syllabus behind. Celestina Blooms represents the mystical nerd, channeling metaphysical curiosity into tantric experimentation with Nade Nasty. Evie Christian shows up as the mechanically inclined overachiever, applying hands-on concentration to Seth like she’s troubleshooting an engine. Katie Kush rounds out the class as the horror obsessive, taking her Halloween fandom into an encounter with Alex Jones that suggests geek culture has now moved well beyond harmless hobbies.
Researchers say the nerdy-type’s dangerous appeal lies in its unusual combination of intelligence, niche interests and the persistent suspicion that all that discipline is covering for something far less academic. Anyone looking to continue this important educational inquiry can find “Nerdy Girls 8” now streaming at SCREWVideo.com, where higher learning apparently still comes with extra credit.
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