Porn in Polite Company
In August 1984, Harper’s editor Lewis Lapham gathered a panel of literary types, feminists, civil libertarians, and professional pearl-clutchers to ask the eternal American question: what is pornography, and should somebody stop it?
Women Will Be Equal When Religion is Stripped of Its Veto Power
When it comes to equal rights, the left is as guilty as the right. A lot of the states that blocked the ERA may wear red hats now, but back in the ’70s and ’80s they were blue, run by Southern Democrats...
“Pin The Cock On The Feminist” Revisited (Or Happy Birthday Gloria Steinem!)
NEW YORK — On March 25, Gloria Steinem turns 91, which feels like as good an excuse as any to…
Connie Perignon Says an Angry Goodbye
LOS ANGELES — Tattooed, award-winning, and published Taiwanese adult performer with dangerous curves, Connie Perignon stars alongside Will Pounder in a new scene from Brazzers.
Mag Numb & Nikolaz Zpageti Reunite for Another POV Scene
HOLLYWOOD — Raven-haired, tattooed, busty, and curvy adult creator and entertainer Mag Numb and German extreme adult content creator and performer Nikolaz Zpageti are reuniting for another must-see boy/girl POV scene.
Jessica Aaren Opens Up on ’Going Deeper’
HOLLYWOOD — Stunning adult film performer and feature dancer Jessica Aaren offers up a deep-dive conversation about her life and career on the new episode of the Going Deeper podcast.
I Wool Survive — Gay Sheep, For Real.
NEW YORK — Somebody call PETA and Grindr at the same time, because this is what the world looks like when woke couture meets horny livestock. Los Angeles designer Michael Schmidt just debuted a 36-piece collection called “I Wool Survive” — made entirely from the wool of flaming homo sheep. Yes. Gay sheep. Yes, that’s a thing. And yes, now they’re strutting down a Manhattan runway while humans clap and pretend this isn’t completely insane.
Here’s the setup: on German farms, rams that don’t want the ladies often get culled. But Schmidt, seeing a chance for both virtue-signaling and fashion theater, decided to rescue horny gay sheep and knit them into clothing. He teamed up with shepherd Michael Stücke’s Rainbow Wool nonprofit and, naturally, Grindr, because apparently even sheep need dating apps these days.
Holy Shit, Cory Booker Married a Woman!
NEW JERSEY — Stop the presses, New Jersey: Senator Cory Booker, 56, has officially walked down the aisle with Alexis Lewis, 38, less than three months after announcing their engagement on Instagram — leaving many scratching their heads and whispering, “Wait… he married a woman?”
The couple had a private interfaith ceremony in Washington, DC, blessed by both a pastor and a rabbi. Only close family attended — apparently, nobody wanted the senator’s love life blowing up on social media. Later, they made it official at the US District Court in Newark, where Booker first became mayor, signing the papers in front of their parents.
Girlfriend Loses Her Shit After Threesome Falls Through
FLORIDA — Sometimes the fantasy doesn’t match reality — and in Clearwater, Florida, Angel Lynn Curl, 47, proved just how badly things can go sideways when a threesome flops.
According to cops, and The Smoking Gun, Curl and her boyfriend invited a female friend over Saturday night for what was supposed to be a “sexual activity” session — aka a “threesome”. But when all parties suddenly decided not to participate, Curl allegedly did what any self-respecting horny, middle-aged Florida woman might do: she went ballistic.