Britney Just Wants to Do Porn


Britney Just Wants to Do Porn

HOLLYWOODLAND — Britney Spears has officially crossed over into a new era, and we’re not talking about music. Over the weekend, she posted a cryptic, emotional Instagram caption talking about pain, “darkness,” and personal growth — the usual reflective, vulnerable stuff that makes tabloids drool. But if you actually looked at the video, you saw what the posts were really about.


Kylie Jenner Serves Up Some Thanksgiving Titties


Kylie Jenner Serves Up Some Thanksgiving Titties

WHEREVER — Kylie Jenner celebrated Thanksgiving the only way a billionaire reality heiress knows how — by reminding America that gravity is for peasants. The youngest Kardashian industrial complex export blessed the timeline with a series of “I’m thankful for my own reflection” selfies, poured into a black dress that looked like it was stitched together by a spider with a mesh fetish.


HATE IN HIS NAME


HATE IN HIS NAME

They say love makes the world go round. Love is the answer. But love, in the God business, is a razor. A sharp-edged, two-faced blade that cuts everything it touches.

You probably grew up around it. Church on Sunday, people with Bibles under their arms, eyes wide open. Preachers talking about Jesus, love, and salvation — but the people in the pews? Holy on the surface, venom underneath — two faces staring back at the mirror of God, measuring each other by sin, devotion, and fear.


SCREW of The Day: Acabella


As always with our repeat models, Acabella has somehow grown even hotter and more sensual by the time we brought her back. She’s so eager to show off all her hottest attributes one more time, from the thrust of her incredible plump titties to the way her bare coochie can eat a toy.


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